Ladies and Gentlemen: The Next President of the United States (Update: Tuesday Afternoon Edition)

Sarah Louise Heath Palin (R-Alaska),
45^th President of the United States of America,
shown with members of the Alaska National Guard.

Only four more years...

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Previous Version (Tuesday morning):

Barack Hussein Obama II (D-Illinois),
44^th President of the United States of America,
shown with Reverend Jeremiah Wright,
Obama's long-time friend, some-time spiritual adviser,
and full-time America-hater.

And so, on the day after Martin Luther King day, we will inaugurate as President a man who was elected based only on the color of his skin, with no apparent regard for the content of his character.

I don't know if this is what Dr. King had in mind, or not.